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25 Wedding Quotes to Take You Back to the Day You Said "I Do"
Wise Old Sayings is a database of thousands of inspirational, humorous, and thoughtful quotes, sorted by category for your enjoyment. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings Richard Pryor. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Spice up your wedding speeches with some seriously funny quotes that will have your guests crying with laughter and envying your humour. Quotes about love and marriage tend to be very romantic and sometimes a bit soppy. A memorable and inexpensive wedding gift idea is to get your favourite one of these quotes printed out, like this framed gold foil design , or printed on a wedding card. You can see some of our favourite printed quotes at the end. Get married on his birthday. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?
2. All I know is Darling, I was made for loving you.
I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate then when I fall asleep your eyes close. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.